A big dead brown goldfish - By Gavin

Once there was a dead, brown goldfish that flew slowly into a ladder. A man in the shed next to the ladder screamed like never before “A BIG DEAD BROWN GOLDFISH” he shouted. The man then fainted on the floor. A few hours later a kid delivering newspaper came to the man's shed and saw a dead goldfish and a man on the floor and he screamed “AHH A DEAD GOLDFISH AND A DEAD HUMAN” as he fainted on the floor and the ladder fell on him. Then a chicken saw it and walked away and then fainted as well.